When they announced that Tiger Woods was having an affair with one woman, it was: “Well, he’s famous and he’s fallible.”
When they announced that Tiger Woods was having an affair with three women, it was: “Well, now, that’s a juggling act that couldn’t last long.”
When they announced that Tiger Woods was having an affair with seven women, it was: “There goes his half of the estate, the dog, and the Nike endorsement.”
Now it’s thirteen (two of whom are porn stars) and they’re calling for him to apologize and I’m wondering, “Why even apologize?” It’s so obvious by now that he isn’t just having an affair; he’s building a fucking menagerie.